Everything Has a Gender

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A tire is male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A hot air balloon is male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A web page is female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A subway is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An hourglass is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A hammer is male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A remote control is female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!