Monday, February 26, 2007

What PMS stands for....Or I'm Glad to be in Menopause




















I remember well the days of PMS.
What PMS stands for:

13 Things PMS Stands For:


1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Six, seven and thirteen, that was me. When we lived in Florida we shopped at a local Winn Dixie. They made miniature birthday cakes. I called them "baby cakes." When in the throws of PMS I would crave those things.

My ex would keep up with my cycle and he used to come home with a baby cake at just the right time. I think number 13 kept him motivated to keep me happy.

Forest Lady said...

I used to get frantic, thinking I hate my life, I hate everything, I hate my hair! Then I would run out and get it chopped off. When I was in college, I would start seriously thinking about dropping all my classes. Always something drastic. Then later I would figure out it always happened at the exact same time each month, right before my period.