You Know You're Old When....

You know you're old when.... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
You know you're old when.... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
You know you're old when... A sexy hottie catches your attention and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You know you're old when...... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You know you're old when... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You know you're old when... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
You know you're old when... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. You know you're old when...... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
And finally...you know you're old when...... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!!!!

The link at the side for "HerStory- What I Learned in my Bathtub" is the book my short story was published in. The book will be released October 3, but Amazon is taking pre-orders. It will be the first thing I ever got published. I have two other things that were accepted but the books haven't come out yet. My short story is called, "I Want to Sing".