1) Jennifer Anniston agrees to go on Oprah and talk about Brad dumping her. We were all surprised she'd talk about it so soon, or at all. Oprah's ratings soar!
2) Oprah announces she's veered off her new trend of recommending classic literature for her bookclub, and instead surprisingly comes forward to hype A Million Little Pieces....Book sales soar!
3) It turns out Anniston owns the movie rights to A Million Little Pieces.....and her last three previously produced movies have flopped...
Anyone besides me smell a rat? Evidently The New York Daily News does, too. Hmm....
Brad scratches Jolie's back....Anniston scratches Freys....Oprah scratches Jennifer's...Jennifer scratches Oprah's....a lot of scratching going on....
1 comment:
oooh, i hadn't caught onto that one!
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